Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Stephy Watched Red, White, and Royal Blue



History, huh? Bet we could make some.



About/Summary
 
Released in 2023 on Amazon Prime, this adaptation of the popular novel follows Prince Henry and First Son Alex as they navigate going from rivals to lovers. And deal with everything that comes with it.


Content/Trigger Warnings

There will be some slight spoilers here.

They're gay, your honor. So if that bothers you, don't watch this movie. And go away. Not sure why you're here if the idea of two consenting adult men kissing bothers you.

Sex - not super graphic in my opinion, but you know what those two are doing

Drinking

Partial nudity (you see a butt. You know what other movie you see a butt in? George of the Jungle. Wanna guess what George of the Jungle was rated? Fucking PG)

Forced coming out

Invasion of Privacy


Tropes
Here is the list of tropes. Ooooh boy we got some good ones this time.

Affectionate Nickname - I love this trope. I am a sucker for silly little nicknames. 

First Kiss - That first kiss was fucking magnificent. 

Love Epiphany - Oh, the look on Alex's face when he realizes he's in love. Perfection. Love this shit.

Running Gag - I love a good running gag in things, and this one was pretty good.

Snark to Snark Combat - Oh gods, the snark! The snark!



Characters/Casting

Alex and Henry are such great characters. So many of the characters are. A couple characters from the book do not appear in the movie. Some characters weren't in the book. So, heads up there.
But yeah, characters are great and I think the casting was fucking great. Taylor Zakhar Perez and Nicholas Galitzine were fantastic as Alex and Henry.

Oh, also, I hate Miguel. Just... hate him. 


Plot
At Prince Henry's brother's wedding, he and Alex (the son of the President) get into a confrontation that results in them destroying the wedding cake. They are forced to play nice and pretend to be friends. While doing so, they fall in love. But that comes with its own problems. The biggest one being, Henry is a prince. And Princes can't be gay.
I think the plot is great. And the movie pulls it off wonderfully.The book had more politics in the plot, but the movie cut a lot of it. Which is fine.


Adaptation?
This is an adaptation. And after I watched the movie I re-read the book in a day... Cause I could not get enough of these two making heart eyes at each other. So, there were changes. The biggest change is that Alex no longer has a sister. I miss her, but I can understand the change. Also, no Raf. Or Leo. In the movie, Alex's parents are still married, but in the book they are divorced. There were a few other small changes, but those were the big non-spoiler ones. And honestly, the changes didn't really take anything from the story. 

One thing I fucking loved was how they kept some of Henry and Alex's texts and phone calls in the movie, and how they were done. I wish you got to see/hear more of their emails since the emails were a big part of the book and movie, really. But bits from the emails still showed up in other ways.

There are a couple scenes that were new for the movie. And by far my favorite is when Alex gives Henry his key. I will not elaborate more than that, but I love the change they made in the scene from book to movie.


Romance
The main romance is between Henry and Alex (obviously, I keep saying it). And it is great. They have personalities that mesh well. Henry is very much the proper prince. Doing what is expected, hiding who he is because of duty and all of that. And Alex is not. I'm not saying he doesn't do his duty as the president's son (which is clearly outlined in the Constitution), or anything. No. Alex is a fighter. He fully believes in fighting for what he believes is right. And he believes him and Henry being together is right. And that does create some conflict.
Beautiful romance though. Just... the heart eyes those boys make at each other...


Costuming
Modern story with modern costumes. I do have to say, Alex looks damn good in those suits. I can see why Henry fell in love with him. Like, damn, boy.


How diverse is it?
Aside from the Royal Family, I think there was one white person. And the main focus was a queer relationship (Alex is bi, Henry is gay).


Overall Thoughts
First off, this did not deserve an R-rating. I have seen PG-13 movies that had sex scenes just as graphic. The only reason I can think of on why this got an R rating is because it is a romance between two men and they have sex. And it's not even that explicit, in my opinion. If my kid wanted to watch this when they were 13 I would have allowed it. Wouldn't have watched it with them cause no one needs to see how much I cried and called two grown men "babies" during this movie.
I was scared this movie would not meet my expectations because I fucking loved the book. But the movie was fantastic. It was funny at times. And the moments of seriousness were done so well.


There's an important part of Alex's speech towards the end of the movie: 
The truth is every queer person has the right to come out on their own terms, and on their own timeline. They also have the right to choose not to come out at all. The forced conformity of the closet can not be answered with the forced conformity in coming out of it. 
This is important. There have been a lot of actors accused of queer-baiting after playing a queer character. Writers have been harassed because they present as straight females and are writing stories about queer characters. And it's bullshit. First off, real people can't queer bait. It is not a thing. Stop saying it is. Second, stop saying every straight presenting female that writes about two dudes kissing are fetishizing them. I'm sure there are some writers out there that are doing this. Or writing queer stories in bad faith. But harassing everyone who writes queer romance is just a dick move. Don't do it.

Highly recommend this movie to anyone who likes a good rom-com.


Okay... That might be all. I mean, I could gush about this movie for days but I sadly don't have time right now.

Wednesday, March 22, 2023

Horror Movie Challenge



I found this on Pintrest and then hunted it down and found the original here. 


Day 1
First Horror Movie You Saw
No idea. But I do remember watching Killer Klowns From Outer Space when I was quite young. My older brothers had me convinced it was based on a true story and I was scared of clowns from that day on.

Day 2
Last Horror Movie You Saw
Watched both It movies and the mini-series in the past week. Oh gods. All were so good.

Day 3
Movie You Love No One Else Does
I honestly have no idea on most people's opinions. I know my friends opinions and we have similar opinions about horror movies.

Day 4
Goriest Horror Movie
I dunno. I'm not a big fan of gory horror movies so my brain doesn't remember them well.

Day 5
Favorite Horror Movie
I'm gonna say The Conjuring. It's the one I constantly rewatch when I'm in the mood for something spooky.

Day 6
Funniest Horror Movie
Shaun of the Dead

Day 7
Worst Horror Sequel
Nothing comes to mind... Everything I can think of that has sequels I either enjoyed or haven't watched yet. 

Day 8
Best Horror Movie Reboot
I was going to say Pet Semetary but I think that falls under a remake not a reboot. I dunno. 

Day 9
Best Horror Villain
I'm gonna say Pennywise/It mostly because I just watched those movies. But... He is a good villain. Fucking terrifying.

Day 10
Movie You Hate Everyone Loves
I didn't like the Exorcist but it seems to be well-liked by other people that aren't me or my friend Erica. Erica agrees with me. It was boring.

Day 11
Worst Horror Ending
I got nothing. Like, I can think of plenty of endings that made me unhappy, but they were still good endings for the movie. 

Day 12
Least Favorite Horror Movie
The Exorcist. I just didn't find it that entertaining.

Day 13
Movie You Have Not Seen
This would be a massive list... 

Day 14
Best Horror Sequels
The Conjuring sequels come to mind. As does Doctor Sleep.

Day 15
Worst Horror Movie Reboot
I don't know. I can't think of a reboot that I saw both the reboot and the original and disliked the reboot.

Day 16
Worst Horror Acting
The Breed. The 2001 movie with Bai Ling not the 2006 movie with Michelle Rodriguez. The plot of the Breed was pretty interesting. But the acting was just... Not good.

Day 17
Cheesiest Horror Movie
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
I'm counting that because my dumbass had to look up what counted as a cheesy horror movie and this was on the list and was like "Oh yeah! Loved that movie!"

Day 18
Worst Horror Movie Plot
I don't know. I even asked Ryan but we still have nothing.

Day 19
Best Horror Soundtrack
Does the Crow count as a horror movie? If so, the first Crow soundtrack. If not... Bride of Chucky soundtrack.

Day 20
Most Shocking Horror Movie
I'm gonna say Where's Rose just because that movie is super fresh in my mind and the twist shocked me. I have a bad tendency to figure out plot twists before they are revealed and no part of me thought that shit was gonna happen.

Day 21
Best 70s Horror Movie
(for reference for the next few questions - I do not keep track or remember when anything was released. Except for Korn's first album... And the first Star Wars movie... So for these I just looked up "--s horror movies" and picked a random one I enjoyed... So... don't come at me because I picked the "wrong" movie. Fuck you)
Carrie (1976)

Day 22
Best 80s Horror Movie
Pet Semetary (1989)

Day 23
Best 90s Horror Movie
Oh gods. This one is hard. I'm going to go with The Haunting (1999) for one major reason - memories of watching it the first time with my cousin and it actually scared us. 

Day 24
Best 00s Horror Movie
The Others (2001)
I still adore this movie. Just a nice spooky movie. Fantastic.

Day 25
Best Childhood Horror Movie
Ummm... Casper?

Day 26
Best Horror Genre
I had to ask Ryan what horror genre "spooky ghosty" movies fall under. He said "haunting" so I'm going to say that.

Day 27
Best Holiday Horror Movie
Krampus

Day 28
Best Stephen King Movie
Just gonna go with It and It Chapter Two. Mostly because I just watched them and they are still fresh in my brain. But they were also fucking excellent movies.

Day 29
Best True Events Movie
The Conjuring

Day 30
Scariest Horror Movie
Wrong Turn.
And I say this not because the movie actually scared me, but immediately after watching the movie with my brother and some of his friends, they decided we should go off-roading on some West Virginian back roads. And we got stuck. For hours. In the dark. And one of his friends kept making comments about inbred cannibalistic rednecks were going to come eat us. So, yeah.


And done. This actually took a while for me to fill out cause I couldn't remember horror movies. But this was fun to fill out. See y'all next week.

“I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.”
-Mitch Hedberg

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

30 Day Movie Challenge (In One Day)

 

I found this on Pinterest and love these silly little survey things. I couldn't find a link to where it originally came from. This says 30 Day Challenge, but nope. Gonna do it in one post. Cause I'm forgetful. Also, thanks to Ryan for putting up with me asking what genre movies were. Cause I apparently suck at recognizing genres... 🤷🏻‍♀️

1. The last movie you watched

Josie and the Pussycats. That movie is just so fun. And I still dig the music.

2. A favorite fantasy movie

Lord of the Rings. All of them. Extended editions. I mean, how could I not choose them?

3. A favorite action/adventure movie

Shit. I suck at genres. Is Jurassic Park an action/adventure movie? I'm just gonna say Jurassic Park.

4. A favorite horror/suspense movie

The Conjuring. Oh wait! The Conjuring 2. The Crooked Man makes me giggle.

5. A favorite drama movie

Shit. This one stumped me. I'm not a big fan of dramas. I watch movies to either be happy or get the shit scared out of me, so a drama doesn't quite fill that spot. But... Hmm... American History X was quite good. 

6. A favorite comedy movie

Shaun of the Dead. I still think this movie is hilarious.

7. A movie that makes you happy

Deadpool. With the dead and the pool and the Vanessa and the just everything really.

8. A movie that makes you sad

The Land Before Time. Gods, I still fucking cry when Little Foot's mother dies.

9. A movie you practically know the whole script of

Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I once (or twice...) drunkenly re-enacted that movie. Got pretty close to the actual script.

10. Your favorite director

Kevin Smith. I've loved his movies since I watched Clerks in high school. Yes, there are some problematic elements in them. I won't deny that. But I still love his movies and he seems like an awesome person that I would love to just sit down and chat with.

11. Your favorite movie from your childhood

Probably either The Little Mermaid or The Land Before Time. I watched the shit out of both of those movies.

12. Your favorite animated movie

I'm gonna go with Lilo and Stitch.

13. A favorite love story

Gomez and Morticia Addams. 

14. A favorite quote from any movie

"I've got a bad feeling about this" from, like, all the Star Wars...

15. Least favorite book adaptation

The Percy Jackson movies. I will admit that if I can turn my brain off and pretend they are not adaptations of books, I enjoy them. They are good movies. But as adaptations they kind of suck. 

16. The last movie you saw in theaters

Shit. I honestly cannot remember. It was either Doctor Strange or Ant-Man. I think...

17. The best movie you saw in the past year

Jurassic World Dominion

Fuck anyone who said this movie was bad. It was fantastic. 

18. A movie that disappointed you most

The Exorcist. It was supposed to be the scariest movie ever and it bored me. It was boring. So fucking boring. *ducks brick that Ryan is throwing at me right now*

19. A favorite actor

David Tennant

20. A favorite actress

Betty White. 

21. The most overrated movie

The Exorcist. What? That movie was sooooo boring. 

22. The most underrated movie

I have no idea what counts as an underrated movie, but I'm gonna say Josie and the Pussycats because it was considered a flop, but I think was really good. It was just a fun little comedy with good music and fantastic actors. And, even though it was released in 2001, most of the humor held up pretty well. At least I still found it funny.

23. A favorite character from any movie

Eric Draven. I have been trying to fit The Crow in here somewhere. 

24. A favorite villain

The snakes on Snakes on a Plane.

25. A favorite hero

Hawkeye. Oh, come on. Anyone who knows me expects this answer.

26. A movie that is a guilty pleasure

10 Things I Hate About You. Honestly, really any teen movie from the 90s and early 00s. Loved those damn things...

27. A favorite classic movie

Back to the Future. According to the standards that Ryan and I decided on, it counts as a classic. And it's a damn good movie.

28. A favorite friendship in a movie

The only one I can think of at the moment is Josie, Valerie, and Melody from Josie and the Pussycats 🤷🏻‍♀️

29. A favorite remake

I don't have one at the moment. 

30. A least favorite movie

I really don't want to bitch about The Exorcist again... So... Fuck. Oh! A Christmas Story. Fuck that movie. And fuck that channel that plays it non-stop on Christmas.


That's all for this week! See y'all next Wednesday 👋🏻