Showing posts with label Dragon Age. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dragon Age. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

6 Video Games I Would Love Remastered Versions Of

 Quite a few older games have gotten remastered versions and it has made me think about what other games need a remastered version. So here's a list!


Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 

This game renewed my love of video games after a decade of not being interested in them. It was also my introduction to RPGs. And gods do I want a remaster of it. I still play the original happily, but to have a remastered version with updated graphics and some new tweaks would be the best thing ever. And I know ASPYR did an update for Switch. I have it.  But as far as I can tell it is the original game for Switch. They even canceled the second game's DLC which was gonna be a bunch of cut content which I forgot was a thing and am now sad about.

 One request for a remaster, can I have a "holster weapon" button? I look like a tool walking around with my swords and blasters out all the time.


The Simpsons Hit and Run 

This game was basically Grand Theft Auto, but Simpsons. And it was so great. I honestly just want a re-release of this game for maybe newer consoles. I don't need updated graphics or newer plot bits from the show added. Just give me the same game on something besides PS2. Which I still have and play, but still...


Marvel Ultimate Alliance

I have this game for original Xbox. And there was DLC where I could get Hawkeye. That I missed out on because by the time I learned DLC was a thing, the original Xbox store was shut down. So. I want a remaster so I can get Hawkeye. Because that is all I really care about.


Dragon Age: Origins

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the original. I still play it fairly regularly. Love it to bits. But, hey, gimme a remaster. Everyone else seems to be demanding it, so I’m gonna join the crowd. 


Assassin’s Creed

This game deserves a remastered version for newer consoles. It is such a good game and I would like an updated version. I mean… Didn’t we get a remaster of Assassin’s Creed III? Well, Altair needs a remaster as well. 


The Witcher

I didn’t know the Witcher was a thing until the second or third game was released. And by that point the only place you could get the first game was gog.com. Which I got. But I would love an updated remaster for consoles as well. 



And that's all I got for now. 
See y'all next time.



Hating someone is giving them too much, just leave them alone. 
~ Henry Rollins

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

My Tier List for BioWare (And KOTOR 2) Companions

 Saw some people on YouTube making tier lists so I wanted to make one. But I didn't know what to do a tier list on. Finally decided on BioWare (and KOTOR 2) companions. 

Found one on Tier Maker. They actually had others, one of which had BioWare games I never played so that one seemed pointless cause I was just going to be confused. So I went with this one.


Link if you want a better view. I hope. Though I will be going into detail so a better view might not be necessary...

Okay. Looks solid. Now I'm going to go through and explain my choices a bit. Because I can't help but ramble about fictional characters.

Also, it has been a long time since I played Knights of the Old Republic 2, so I do not 100% stand by where I put those companions on here. Maybe later after I replay the game I might redo the whole list. But I did my best from what I remembered. Actually, that might be true for more than just that game... Oh well...

And aside from double-checking my spelling, I did no research for this. So there may be mistakes in character descriptions. 

There will also be spoilers for Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, Mass Effect 3, Mass Effect: Andromeda, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins: Awakening, Dragon Age 2, and Dragon Age: Inquisition.


I Will Stab Anyone And Everyone For You

Alistair

It was love at first bad joke for me when dealing with Alistair. Alistair is the bastard prince of Thedas. The rightful ruler after his half-brother is killed. Which means, you can make him king. Your choice there. I mean, I made him king. Made one of my Wardens queen as well. Because how could I resist? But, Alistair is a great character to me because he is the comic relief sometimes during the game. And I love comic relief characters. He also has some solid character growth throughout the games, but never loses his basic personality.

Bethany

For some reason when I started playing Dragon Age 2, I decided I would set the world on fire to keep my little sister safe. I sort of failed at that. I think I have been through every option of what could happen to her. She went to the Circle, she went to the Wardens, and she died (restarted a save real quick for that one...). Aside from the death option, she has the same outcomes. She goes away, and then comes back to help me in the end. But I love her. She's my little sister and I will set the world on fire to keep her safe. Safe-ish. Sort of. 

Dog

I would set the world on fire for the dog in Dragon Age: Origins. He pees on things, and fetches me drool-covered cakes and kills anyone I ask him to. He is just simply the best.

Dorian

I wasn't sure how I was going to feel about Dorian when I first met him in Dragon Age: Inquisition. I mean, he's a 'Vint, guys. They're just a bunch of slavers and blood mages, right? At least that's all we really learned about them in the past two and a half games. But nope. Not all of them are like that. Dorian is a good example of that. He is not perfect (the only perfect entry on this entire list is the dog. That dog has done nothing wrong in his entire life.), but Dorian is a good character. 

Fenris

Fenris is a runaway slave from Tevinter. He also has a sneaky sense of humor and choreographs elaborate dances while alone in that mansion we sort of stole for him that might or might not be full of corpses. Fenris is broody and cranky and has an understandable hatred for mages. But I still love him.

Grunt

My tank baby! Basically, Grunt was made in a tank by another Krogan. He is supposed to be the perfect Krogan. And maybe he is. Maybe he isn't. But he will always be my tank baby that got drunk and cried in my shower.

HK-47

HK is an assassin droid that calls everyone meatbags. Which amuses me. 

Kaidan

Kaidan is the first person you recruit in Mass Effect. He can die in the first game, which guess what I've never done? And I will admit that I first romanced Kaidan out of spite. I was dating a guy when the first game was released and I liked Kaidan's voice actor and decided to romance him because of that. The guy I was dating got irrationally angry about it. Saying it was like I was cheating on him and he ended up killing Kaidan off. So now I refuse to let Kaidan die. And I tend to romance him. I prefer the male Shepard romance with Kaidan. But that just might be because of the headcanons I have for my Male Shepard. I just think they work best together. Less of a "we might die tomorrow, let's have sex" and more of a "we respect each other and a romance grew from our friendship" relationship. 

Tali

I made the joke while playing as my male Shepard that Tali was the little sister that he never wanted but got anyway. And that thought stuck. Tali has a great character arc throughout the Mass Effect trilogy. I just really love her.

Mordin

Mordin has some of the best interactions on the Normandy. He is just great. And while I hate hate hate that he dies, I refuse to betray his plan of curing the genophage just so he can live. He wouldn't have wanted that. 

T3-M4

T3 saved the day multiple times during the Knights of the Old Republic games and I will forever love him for this.

Varric

Varric shows up in Dragon Age 2 and returns for Inquisition. And both times he was great. He was always my Hawke's best friend. And my Inquisitors have a lot of respect for him. Also, he's a writer and as a writer, I like that in a character.

Zevran

I've read that some people don't like Zevran because he's too flirty or whatever. I never had that problem. When I romanced Alistair and Zev got flirty, I said I wasn't into it and he stopped. He became that Warden's best friend. Cause one always needs an assassin best friend. Zevran isn't a perfect character, but he is a great character with a solid backstory. I miss him in the other games.

Josephine

Joesphine is a sweetheart and I love her. I really need to do a play-through where I romance her because I love her. She is also vicious when needed. But in a hidden way. She wasn't a fighter, but she could manipulate people behind the scenes which benefited the Inquisition.


There is a limit of who I would stab for you. But it's a small limit

Aveline

Aveline is a hardass with a gooey center. And oh gods, her side quest where she is trying to romance Donnic is the best and I love every awkward minute of it.

Bao-Dur

Sadly I don't remember a lot about Bao-Dur. I remember he was pretty calm. Called me General. Could punch barriers? I do remember enjoying his character. So there's that.

Canderous

Canderous is a Mandalorian that you meet on ... Taris? Shit, can't remember the planet name. Pretty sure it was Taris. You meet him on the first planet you go to in Knights of the Old Republic. He works for a crime boss... That he sort of betrays and runs off with you. Good choice, really. I remember him being a bit cranky about things but I liked him. These games were my first real introduction to the Mandalorian culture so I had a thing for the Mandalorian characters.

Mandalore

Okay. I remember very little about this fella except that I always thought he was Canderous from the previous game. I sort of wanna look that up right now, but I already said no research for this post. So maybe I'll check that out later. Anyway. He's Mandalore. He's, like, the leader of the Mandalorians. And he's our bro. I do remember going places and finding random groups of Mandalorians and sending them off to meet up with other Mandalorians. Oh gods... I was helping restore the Mandalorian Empire. Go me!

Carth

The voice actor for Carth also did the voice acting for Kaidan in Mass Effect and I fell in love with his voice while playing Knights of the Old Republic. Carth did annoy me at times, though I'm not sure if it was really him or the gameplay. Like, there were quite a few times that it would pop up that it looked like Carth wanted to talk, and then I'd get nothing from him. So, that was probably more of a gameplay issue and I'm blaming Carth. Sorry Carth.

Cassandra

Cassandra is another hardass with a gooey center. I love her, but there were a few things that annoyed me. But they didn't annoy me enough to really dislike her. There were just a few times that I was like "no...." And then we went about our life. Also, I loooooved that she was a fangirl of Varric's books. I thought that was just a really cool little thing to put into the game.

Jaal

Jaal was a sweetheart. A confused sweetheart at times since he had no idea about any of the species from the Milky Way. But he was great.

Drack

Drack was a cranky old Krogan that I treated like he was Ryder's grandpa or something. He has some great war stories. He gives a shit about the krogan. And I just really enjoyed having him around. 

Cole

Cole is a spirit of... compassion? I can't remember right now, but I am pretty sure he was a spirit of compassion. And he joins your crew. His interactions with the rest of your companions are almost always pure gold. And, if you decide to let him be a real boy, he gets a girlfriend!

Cullen

You meet Cullen in Dragon Age: Origins, where he is trapped by some asshole mages (unless you play as a mage, you meet him earlier then. But I've never played as a mage... yet). He basically calls for the death of all mages. He shows back up in Dragon Age 2, still pretty angry and Meredith feeds that anger he has towards mages. He comes back in Dragon Age: Inquisition and he's a little calmer about things. He's not out hugging mages, but he isn't demanding you kill them. I think it's some good, believable character growth. And oh I love the awkwardness when you flirt with him. 

Mission

Mission is pretty young, and it shows at times. But she's also had a pretty rough life, and that shows as well. I always liked her. Felt like a kid sister-type character to me.

EDI

EDI was an AI (or was she a VI? I cannot remember and I seriously just looked it up while Ryan was replaying the games...), who you actually meet in the first game. She's on the moon. Later she is an AI on the Normandy. And by the third game she has a body and becomes part of your squad. You can encourage Joker to get into a relationship with her, which is adorable. And her sense of humor is just the best.

Iron Bull

The Iron Bull is a qunari leader of a mercenary band, The Chargers, that you can recruit for the Inquisition. He is fun, amusing and has a bit of an obsession with dragons. There is a bit on the Storm Coast, I believe, where you can come up on a dragon and a giant fighting on the beach. I always make sure I have Bull with me because he gets so happy watching the fight. I usually also include him as my tank when I fight dragons because it just makes him so happy. I need to make a dwarf Inquisitor to romance him. Because the size difference just makes me giggle. Actually, I think Bull might go up on the list if I romance him. I hear it is a fun romance.

Isabela

You first meet Isabela in Dragon Age: Origins at... Was she at the brothel in Denerim? I wanna say that was where she was. Zevran knows her. There is a conversation or two. In Dragon Age 2, she is one of your companions. And is such fun. Aside from that part where she stole a book and I had to fight a bunch of qunari that were trying to destroy Kirkwall. Aside from that, good times all around!

Jolee

Jolee was a cranky old man that you find on Kashyyyk. He's also a Jedi. He gives some great life advice and I just really liked having him around. Though, I think he was part of the reason I had to solve that fucking murder mystery on Manaan which I hated. 

Kasumi

I love Kasumi. I do judge her a bit on her crush on Jacob though. But otherwise she is great.

Leliana

Leliana is great. A little overly religious. And I could do without the sing-a-longs. But I still love her.

Garrus

Garrus is my space bestie. He stuck by Shepard for all three games and just gets more badass each game. I adore him and I think the only reason I never romanced him was because if you don't romance him or Tali, you can get an interaction and find out they get together. And the two of them together is adorable and Shepard highly approves.

Liara

Liara has some great character growth throughout the Mass Effect trilogy. She goes from a slightly naive scientist to the Shadow Broker to a badass who is using all her skills to help Shepard save the galaxy. 

Wrex

I love Wrex. And to show my love, I let him shoot that guy in the first game. It makes him happy. 

Morrigan

Morrigan starts off as very stand-offish and rude. But when you actually spend time getting to know her, and choose responses that she likes, she is great. Not exactly sweet and kind, but still a great friend and companion. And she becomes a very good mother. 

Leliana

Leliana is on here twice. But Loghain (who can be a companion in Dragon Age: Origins, but he never was for me. I beheaded that bastard) isn't on the list at all. I have decided to ignore that and just talk about Leliana some more. She is a bit more harsh in Inquisition than she was in Origins, but I didn't dislike the change that much. A few times I caught myself being like "wow... Okay..." But she has some very amusing responses during the war table missions that entertained me.

Oghren

Ah. Yes. My Emotional Support Drunk Dwarf. Oghren isn't the best, but I liked the fact that he was the only previous companion that showed up in Awakening. Everyone else was off doing their own thing and Oghren shows up and is like "let's fight some more darkspawn!" 

Shale

Shale is a golem that you can get through a DLC in Origins. And I love her. And she hates birds. Violently hates birds. Which is understandable. She was stuck as a statue for years. And we all know what birds do to statues. But Shale is fun. Interactions almost always make me giggle. And a golem is a hella powerful tank to have.

Thane

Thane is a drell assassin that you can recruit in Mass Effect 2. I liked his side quest about finding his son. And I like the fact that him and his son did reconcile by the third game. I did not like that he died in the third game. That was shit. I cried. And stabbed Kai Leng for that shit. Thane deserved better.

Zaalbar

Zaalbar is a wookie and Mission's best friend. He wasn't the most talkative or outgoing of companions, but he was still likable. Though, I didn't have him kill Mission like some people I know... Yes. You can do that. Have fun with that knowledge. I got to watch the whole scene twice with my brother cackling as he showed me. Anyway! That never happened when I was in control. Zaalbar just hung out and was my friend.

Zaeed

Huh. Another cranky old man type of character. I do seem to enjoy those. Zaeed is a mercenary that you can help take down a whole bunch of merceneries. It's a bonding exercise. 

Atton

Atton was a prisoner when you met him. And shit stays about the same for him, honestly. He doesn't get the girl, cause Knights of the Old Republic games refuse to let me kiss the pretty boys. You can play cards with Atton. And he is funny. And has an interesting backstory.


I will stab one person for you. Only one.

Anders

I was going to put Anders lower on the list but... I did love him in Awakening. And he had some redeeming moments during the second game. But... I'm still angry at him. 

Peebee

Peebee was fun, and I romanced her on my first play through. But there were times when she sort of annoyed me. 

Vetra

I like Vetra well enough, but not enough to put her higher on the list. I have no real praise or complaints for her. She was just... there. 

James

James was fun and had a lot of amusing lines that I loved. But he sadly never made my list of top companions. Though... I did love the fact that he helped me "borrow" that husk head...

Javik

You would think this cranky old man would be higher on the list since I seem to enjoy that character type. But... I am pretty sure this cranky old man wanted to enslave me. Sooooo.... 

Legion

Honestly, I think Legion should have been higher on this list. My bad. I do not feel like redoing this thing again. But I did really like having Legion around. It really gave you a better look at how the geth are. 

Miranda

Miranda would have been higher on the list if she didn't admit to wanting to put a control chip in Shepard. Yes, she apologized. But still. Made me a little leery of her for a bit. 

Samara

I liked Samara well enough, but I always felt like she was giving me a Disappointed Parent look whenever I made a choice. I did like learning more about the asari through her. 

Sera

Sera is immature. But... I was kind of amused by most of her shenanigans. A few times I rolled my eyes, but for the most part I was amused.

Jack

Jack was cool and all, but there was that point during the second game where she asked my male Shepard if he wanted to fuck and I was scared to say no. I thought she would kill me while I slept. She scared me for most of the second game. But by the third game she mellowed out and I became less scared. 

Merrill

Merrill, I love you, but you gotta stop with the blood magic. It's not going to end well. 

Sigurn

What I remember of Sigurn was that she was just always cheerful. About everything. Which was a nice change to having cranky companions. I liked her. And I really need to play Awakening again and take her out more.


I will stab someone for you. But only if I want to stab them too.

Jacob

Jacob was kind of boring in my opinion. His side quest was interesting enough. But that was about it. 

Juhani

Juhani was sort of forgettable to me. Probably because I think she only ended up joining my crew once or twice in all the times I've played Knights of the Old Republic. I know I killed her the first time I played because I didn't realize there was a way to get her to join you. She attacked me. I killed her. Then got yelled at by a Jedi. I don't remember much about her, but I don't remember disliking her, so there's that.

Mical

I don't remember much of Mical, but... I feel like I remember being a little creeped out by him. Like, did he have a weird (slightly unhealthy) obsession with my character? I can't remember. But, just like with Juhani, I dont' remember disliking him. Just not overly liking him much.

Mira

What I remember about  Mira is good. She was a bounty hunter. And I think she might have had wrist rockets? Maybe... If not she totally should have. 

Nathaniel

Nathaniel wasn't too bad of a character. Absolutely hates your warden in the beginning because there was that whole thing where you killed his father. But he soon learns that his father deserved it. He was just a little overly serious for me to really enjoy him too much. 

Blackwall

Blackwall is a liar. Which is annoying and rude, but I didn't dislike him enough to tell him to fuck off. Nah. I let him come back to Skyhold and continue making that rocking horse in the stable. Why are you doing that, dude? Did anyone ever find out? 

I will say it is hilarious when you replay the game and he evades every Warden question and I'm just sitting here like "Fucking right you don't know, liar-boy."

Vivienne

I got a vibe from Vivienne that she was judging everything I did and found me wanting. I liked her character overall. Gave a nice viewpoint from a mage that didn't hate the circles. But I just felt like she didn't much like my Inquisitors. Maybe that was just me. But she was cool enough and I did enjoy some of the banter she had with other companions. 

Sten

Almost positive Sten hated most of my Wardens. Cause most of them had no idea what they were doing and happily admitted so. Sten was not impressed. But I did fully agree with his love of cake. 

Visas Marr

I don't remember much about Visas. She was a sith apprentice that I think was sent to spy on me. She meditated a lot. And was quiet. I liked that.


I sort of want to stab you, but I would never

Bastila

Bastila was very judgy and annoying to me. Maybe it was a Jedi thing. A lot of Jedi were very judgy of me.

Cora

Cora was okay. But it seemed like every conversation went back to her fan-girling over the asari commandos. Or how she was supposed to be Pathfinder after Alec died. 

Liam

Liam had a few moments during the game that I enjoyed him. But for the most part I was kind of annoyed by him. He was supposed to be a member of some elite group of cops or something but he was overly emotional when the slightest thing went wrong. 

G0-T0

I'm pretty sure I woke up to this droid watching me sleep at least once. Creepy droid. But I didn't really hate him. Them? How do droid pronouns work?

Justice

Justice was okay... Up until him and Anders melded and became all cranky and blew up that Chantry... Other than that I suppose he was a good companion...

Ashley

Ashley said a few things that annoyed me over the course of the first Mass Effect game. Well, until Virmire when I keep letting her die. I should really do a playthrough where I let her live, but... haven't yet. 

Solas

You brought this on yourself, egg boy. Sadly, I went into Inquisition knowing that Solas was the Dread Wolf. So, I'm not sure how I would have reacted to the character if I wasn't side eyeing him the entire game waiting for him to reveal his true intentions. By my second playthrough I was just yelling at him every time he said something and referring to him as Liar # 1 (Blackwall was Liar # 2...).

Sebastian

Sebastian would have been higher on the list if there wasn't that bit in Inquisition where he attacks Kirkwall. Like, what the fuck? I didn't kill Anders and what? Choir boy thinks we just stuck around so people could find us? Idiot. But that was his downfall to me. Otherwise I did enjoy him for the most part. He was a little preachy but I could overlook that for the most part.

Velanna

I just remember her being angry and trying to kill me. Which... Not cool. The trying to kill me part. Not the being angry part. I think her anger was justified. Though... quite a few of these people tried to kill me at one point or another...  

Wynne

I didn't mind Wynne in the beginning. I think her being this low on the list is from replaying the game. She is pretty judgy about some romance options. Which, hush. Warden wants to get laid. And while her teasing of Alistair was amusing at first, it got on my nerves by the end. 


I want to stab you, and I would do it.

Kreia

I did not trust Kreia from the beginning. There was just something about her that I didn't trust or really like. I rarely took her off the Ebon Hawk. I am the type of player that constantly switches companions I take out to get to know all of them. But Kreia mostly stayed on the ship because I just didn't want to get to know her. And then she was really a sith. 


No opinion since you never joined me

Brianna

Carver

Hanharr

Morinth


That's it.

By the way, I did a real quick, half-assed editing job on this so take that into account. 

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

6 More of My Most Hated Parts in My Favorite Video Games

Spoilers for Mass Effect 3, Arkham Knight, and Dragon Age 2.

To see this post with some nifty gifs, check out my Tumblr


 Using the Apple of Eden in any of the Assassin’s Creed games.

I came here to stab things, not use some magic object that even after all this time I still can’t fucking figure out.

Okay. It's pretty easy to figure out. Push a button and watch as things happen. But, again, I came here to stab things...



Mordin’s death in Mass Effect 3.


There are a lot of sad deaths in my favorite video games. But for some reason, Mordin’s death still hits me as hard as it did the first time I played the game. And even though his death is heartbreaking to me, I always cure the genophage. It’s what he would want. 



Tank battle in Arkham Knight.


I love you Jason. I do. But I am going to shove that fucking tank up your ass piece by fucking piece. 

I think this whole thing is actually called "Destroy the Cloudburst". But... In my head, it's the tank battle. And I hated every minute of it. Especially that moment when I got respawned and got killed before I could even fucking move.



The Murder Trial on Manaan in Knights of the Old Republic.


It was just all-around fucked up and I hated every second of it.  I think I got executed a few times trying to figure out what I was supposed to do. It was hell and I hated it. Can I go back to Dantooine and solve that murder? It was way less annoying.



All That Remains in Dragon Age 2.


I’m not a huge fan of Leandra Hawke, she was cool, but not one of my favorite video game

mothers (yes, I have a list of those). But I haaaated this quest. The first time I thought if I just went fast enough, solved it quick enough, it would be okay. But it wasn’t. It never was. And no matter how many times I play this game, my brain always seems to think if we just go fast enough we can save our video game mom. And every time we fail. And we’re sad.



Anytime I have to drive/pilot/be an eagle/ride a horse.


Oh gods. There is a reason I do not play racing games. It just ends badly for all involved. Mostly me. 

Remember that bit in Assassin's Creed III when you were an eagle and had to just simply fly and not hit too many trees? Guess who hit too many trees? Me.

I got three canoes stuck in Assassin's Creed: Liberation the first time I played that game. Three. Within in an hour of learning I could use a canoe.

I loved the MAKO in Mass Effect just because I could blame my bad driving on the clunky controls. But really, it was me.

I think I used the mounts in Dragon Age: Inquisition twice. Mostly cause I couldn't fucking ride a horse. Or any of those other cool-looking mounts that were offered. I did get all of them. They just... hung out at Skyhold...



Monday, March 8, 2021

6 of My Most Hated Parts of My Favorite Video Games

(also posted on my Tumblr - with gifs!)

Video games are great. I love video games. Love a day of just relaxing and playing a nice video game. Until I get to these parts. Then there is screaming and tears and just an overwhelming sense of dread. 

Okay, that’s not entirely true. I’m being dramatic. But fuck, do I hate these parts in some of my favorite video games.

There be spoilers ahead for Dragon Age: Origins mostly.




The Broken Circle in Dragon Age: Origins 

This part has become less hated by me the more often I play it. The first time I spent days stuck in the Fade. Screaming mostly. Now I can bust it out in a few hours with only the occasional scream. But even going in knowing I can easily make my way through it, and deal with the enemies thrown at me, every time I step into the Circle Tower my brain just starts screaming. 


Orzammar in Dragon Age: Origins 

Unlike the Fade, Orzammar still takes me days to get through. There’s all the actual Orzammar bullshit, plus the Deep Roads. Dear gods… The Broodmother. And that boss fight against Branka. Every time I think about playing Origins I just remember that part and start screaming. And then, after all that you get to help decide on a new king. Because of course you do. Bhelen is kind of a dick (and if you’re playing as a dwarf noble, even more of a dick). Harrowmont seems like a good dude. Ah, but you find out at the end of the game that Bhelen is probably the best option for the good of Orzammar. Fuck Orzammar. May the darkspawn take you. 


Night Terrors in Dragon Age 2 

And we’re back in the Fade. This time the Fade part takes an hour or so of gameplay. Fairly straightforward and almost easy. At least until all your companions start betraying you and you have to fight them. Except for Anders, which is shocking to anyone who has played this game to the end. So the best option is to just ditch everyone before heading into the Fade. Take Anders if you are feeling lonely, but Justice takes over and is kind of a dick. And make sure you say the right things to that sleeping guy or he’ll go a little crazy and beg for death. Besides all that, super fun times in the Fade.


Arrival DLC for Mass Effect 2 

As this is DLC, it is completely optional. And if you do complete it, the payoff is pretty decent in the third game. Not decent enough for me to have played this more than once. Fuck the Batarians. Not really, sorry guys. But ugh, this mission. And for reference on how much I hate this mission, I play all the other DLC (but the multiplayer stuff… Stephy no play multiplayer…). I get traumatized by Overlord every time, and cry every time. I play the fucking Hammerhead missions, guys! The Hammerhead! But Arrival? I look at that entry in my journal and just nope right out of there. 


Any timed mission in all the Assassin’s Creed games 

I am not good with timed missions. I turn into a complete moron if there is a timer onscreen. I forget how to play the game completely and can’t remember what button is what. Even though I was kicking ass right before the timer appeared. But for some reason, they seem worse in the Assassin’s Creed games. Races and such never get done if I don’t have to do them. They’re just constant little reminders on my map about how I am a failure at running. And if a main mission has a timed portion, you better believe it is going to take me at least five times to get past it. 


The vaults in Mass Effect: Andromeda 

I fucking hate these things. I start panicking the second I step into one and it just gets worse the longer I am in one. The worst part is the fucking death clouds. I think I have been killed by those maybe twice. And each time it was something silly. You know, shit like getting stuck behind a barricade because I didn’t see it for whatever reason. But as soon as I hit that button for the death cloud I start screaming and don’t stop until I am on the planet’s surface again. A close second to the worst part of these things is some of the puzzles I have to go through just to get to the death cloud. There are a couple that I cannot do without looking up a walkthrough. Though, in the game’s defense, sometimes I just get frustrated trying to do puzzles and give up earlier than I should. Then the next time I play I’m like “Oh yeah! Now I get it!” But still, I hate them. Fuck the vaults. May the darkspawn take them. Wait. Wrong Bioware game. 



That’s it from me on this subject. For now. I mean, there are more bits in games I hate. I just hate so much…