Wednesday, March 8, 2023

What I'm Watching

Photo by Nothing Ahead


Just a quick refresher for anyone that forgot:

With the new year, I got back into scheduling what I watch. By that I mean, each day I focus on one streaming service or watching DVDs/blu-rays I own. I started doing this years ago and it really helped me to actually finish watching shows instead of just starting something and then going back and watching random shit on YouTube for the next month. Which is what I’ve been doing for the past year, really. So, I’m going to start some posts talking about what I’m watching for each day and my thoughts, and my expectations to actually finish it.


Disney+

Nope.


DVD/blu-ray

Fraggle Rock
I only have the first two seasons of that show on DVD which makes me sad. Need the rest of them. This show is just pure fun.


DVR

Watched a bunch of random stuff. Family Guy, The Simpsons, and Bob’s Burgers mostly. So... cartoons. I watched cartoons.


HBO Max

The Looney Tunes Show.
Finished it. Started it over. I don't know what it is about this show but I am addicted.


Hulu

Bob’s Burgers.
This show is wholesome as hell, in a weird way. Sort of like The Addams Family with less goth. They're a loving family that ends up doing some weird shit. I love how weird the kids are and how accepting of the weirdness Bob and Linda are. 


Netflix


All Hail King Julian. 
A few episodes in I remembered there was a Penguins of Madagascar show. Got excited to watch it instead. Realized it wasn’t on Netflix. Went back to King Julian out of spite. Show isn’t bad. Mort is the best part, honestly. Love that little weirdo. But the Penguins show was better in my opinion.



PlutoTV


Garfield and Friends.

Still just a nostalgia watch for me. 



Prime

Psych.
I talked about Psych before on a previous post. It's just a show I really enjoy. I put it on a lot as background noise when I'm doing other things but still catch myself getting sucked in a lot.


Roku

World’s Scariest Hauntings
Show about haunted places. Not a ghost-hunting show. I don’t watch those. Well, I watch one on YouTube but that’s it. The show basically just talked about haunted places and some supposed hauntings that happened there. I like these kinds of shows. Need more of them.


Tubi

Boogeymen: Monsters Among Us
Still enjoying this show. I just really like cryptids. 



VUDU

I skipped VUDU. Was not in the mood to deal with the Winchester family drama.



YouTube

Watched a few videos from illuminaughti, some from Lazy Game Reviews, a couple North of the Border videos, and a couple from Mr Kravin.


illuminaughti does slight deep dive videos about MLMs, and shitty corporations. She also has a dog that she talks about a lot. Which makes everything better.


I watched LGR open a bunch of weird shit his viewers have sent him.


I watched North of the Border make a Lord of the Rings book nook, a Last of Us Mario mash-up, and a Baby Yoda and a sea monster.


And I watched Mr. Kravin play some horror games. He was a fly in one.


And that's what I've been watching lately. 



“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.”
-Mitch Hedberg

Wednesday, March 1, 2023

The Big Book of West Virginia Ghost Stories by Rosemary Ellen Guiley

 


The Big Book of West Virginia Ghost Stories by Rosemary Ellen Guiley


Warnings:
Murder
Violence
Spooky Shit
The Past Being the Worst


This book is divided into eight sections, so I'm going to go through each section, give some thoughts, and then at the end I'll talk about the book overall. 


The Eastern Panhandle

The Eastern Panhandle is where places such as Harpers Ferry (which was originally Harper's Ferry, I assume the change was made cause apostrophes are hard for West Virginians), Charles Town (not Charleston, that will come up later), Shepherdstown and Berkley Springs. 
Harpers Ferry is supposedly super haunted. And has (had? does it still exist?) one of the oldest ghost tours in America. One of the most notable ghosts in Harpers Ferry is John Brown. Which, if you don't know who that is (do people know who he is? Or is this just my nerdiness about West Virginia history again?) John Brown was an abolitionist that came up with this plan where him and a group of his followers would seize control of the armory in Harpers Ferry. The plan failed by the way. He was captured, put on trial and hung. There are a few hauntings that come from that bit of history. 
Berkeley Springs is also in the Eastern Panhandle. Now, Berkeley (fuck, I cannot spell that fucking place) Springs was originally named Bath after the spa town in England. Berkeley Springs was a spa town because the springs supposedly had health benefits. But that's not the interesting bit. Who cares about rich old white people taking baths? The interesting bit is the castle. Berkeley Castle was built by Samuel Taylor Suit because he had the hots for a 17-year-old (he was like, in his 40s, I think) and she was like "I want a castle." So, he built her a fucking castle. They got married, he died, she started partying in her castle. Now, the castle has ghosts. All of this is lore and speculation. But fuck it is a good story. 

Potomac Highlands

Okay, was anyone going to tell me that Ring Around the Rosie had no connection to the bubonic plague or was I just supposed to find out from reading a book about ghost stories? Also, the British version doesn't have the word "ashes" in it? 
Anyway!
We got Droop Mountain, a tuberculosis sanitarium turned into a prison, Seneca Caverns and Seneca Rocks, a college and a phantom hitchhiker in this section. 
I've been to Seneca Caverns and Seneca Rocks. Did not do any climbing at Seneca Rock. Ew. No. Did buy some random folklore books at the gift shop, though. Which... I do that a lot. If I go to some random place in West Virginia I am searching for the gift shop to buy myself a new book or two about ghosts or folklore or monsters. And my kid usually wants a rock. They like pretty rocks. I do recommend checking both places out though if you like pretty places. Did not see or feel any ghosty things, but still enjoyable trips. 

Mountaineer Country

Oh! This is where I live!
First off, Morgantown takes its name from the Morgan family, who were among the first explorers and settlers in the area. The Morgan family included brothers David and... Zackquill. Yep. That's a name. 
Okay, onto the ghosties.
There is apparently a ghost cow at West Virginia University. The ghost cow is joined by a few other ghosts in the various buildings that make up the university. Cheat Lake is supposedly haunted by two young women who were murdered in 1970. There is a book about the murder that I need to check out. Rivesville supposedly has a headless horseman. Fairmont has a few ghosts, some of which are at Pricketts Fort (I've been there. Didn't see any ghosts. Disappointing). And my favorite ghost story of this section:



The Northern Panhandle

I would like to open this section by saying that Wheeling used to be named Zanesburg. I prefer Zanesburg. It is believed that Wheeling comes from a Lenni-Lenape term that means "place of the head". But... Zanesburg makes me giggle. 

Anyway! Bunch of hauntings in this part of the state. But most importantly, this is where the West Virginia State Penitentiary is. And now I am going to tell you all about the time I spent the night in the haunted prison in Moundsville, West Virginia.

When one of my best friends, Adriane, was getting married, we decided a bachelorette party was needed. She doesn't drink. Neither of us socialize. So, deciding on something to do was difficult. We had the thought of just renting a cabin, hanging out and playing board games. But then I was doing research on random places around the state and came across the information that you could spend the night at the Penitentiary. I said something to her and it was decided. The two of us and her other friend, Jen, were going to get spooked all night. I think it was May when we went up. April or May. We went through the guided tour (which, I have done two other tours of this place, each tour guide is awesome. Tip them cause they are fucking worth it) and then were released to explore on our own. We didn't see a lot. And we also kept getting lost. But it was so much fun. A couple things that did happen was a cold spot outside of the dining room. It happened twice to me. And it was a very noticeable temperature change. I had a very uneasy feeling in the kitchen. So much so that I had to leave. So we didn't explore it much. I refused to go back. While we were up in the infirmary on the second floor of the administration building (I think! I can picture exactly where we were but I cannot remember how we got there or what the places were called), Adriane, Jen and a couple other people that were there were checking out a room and I walked down the hall a few feet. I snapped a picture of a large room and began walking back towards the people and suddenly a loud bang came from the room I just left. We all heard it and tried to recreate the sound (there were random bits laying in the corner and we thought one just fell on its own or something). Couldn't recreate the sound. We left. But the scariest part happened in the dining hall. Adriane, Jen and I were in the large room alone. I was just kind of doing a slow spin as I snapped pictures. Just to see if I got anything cool. Suddenly, the door that led outside started to open! I screamed and tried to hide behind Adriane (which... She is 5 feet tall to my 5 foot 4-ish...). And... And.. In walked two of the other people that were there. Totally awesome night. We had a lot of fun. And I highly recommend checking out any of the tours offered. 


The Mid-Ohio Valley

The Mid-Ohio Valley has Blennerhassett Island. Oh, and the history around that is like a less intense Game of Thrones. Harman Blennerhassett was from Ireland and was a wealthy aristocratic lawyer. When Harman was 31, he stayed with his sister and her husband. One day he was asked to accompany his 18-year-old niece home from school. And... They... fell in love 🤮 They got married and their families were like "Okay. This is bad. No." So, they ran away to America. They buy an island in the Ohio River and build a mansion. More shit happens, most of it unhappy and some of it involving Aaron Burr and treason. Now the island is haunted. As is a hotel in Parkersburg that is named Blennerhassett Hotel, but has no connections to the family. 

Also in the Mid-Ohio Valley is a couple haunted cemeteries, a couple haunted tunnels, and a ghost story that sounds a lot like the story of the Bell Witch. 


Mountain Lakes

The big one in this section is the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. Which, I've never been there, but super wanna check out. We also get a nice little history about lobotomies. Which... fuck the past was the worst, right?

Also in this section we have the Headless Ghosts of Braxton County. One of those ghosts is Jacob Beamer. Now, Jacob Beamer sounded like a fun chap. He apparently told stories that his ancestors lived on the moon and traveled among the planets. They were stuck on Earth though. Sadly, this fun chap was wandering around, chatting with the guardian moon ghost, and he got decapitated by a train. Poor Jacob.

Mountain lakes area also has a lot of Civil War soldier ghosts. All of West Virginia does. 


New River-Greenbrier Valley

This area has my favorite ghost story. The Greenbrier Ghost. It combines a ghost story with true crime!

The basic story is that a young lady named Zona Heaster married a man named Trout Shue. After about three months of marriage, Zona ends up dead. Days after her funeral, Zona's mother, Mary, claims to have seen Zona's ghost, who goes into detail about her husband murdering her. With this information, and some other bits of information, they exhume Zona's body and perform an autopsy where they discover she was murdered. Trout was arrested, tried and declared guilty and spent the rest of his life at the West Virginia Penitentiary in Moundsville. Now, there are quite a few hints and clues that say Mary might have made it all up. But she never changed her story. And even if she did make it up, it's still a entertaining story. 

This area also has the story of John Henry, and supposedly his ghost.

Oh! And the Lake Shawnee Amusement Park. Which, I was watching The Most Terrifying Places in America while reading this. Which this book named in this section. And soon after I finished reading the section about Lake Shawnee, I watched the episode featuring it. All coincidence, but neat. 


Metro Valley

This section starts off with Point Pleasant, but only a small mention of Mothman. Which... Yeah... It's a ghost book not a monster book. I will forgive it. The Tu-Endie-Wei State Park is mentioned. Which I have been there. Didn't see any ghosties, but the view of the river was fucking beautiful so I recommend checking it out just for the view. 

Metro Valley area also has a couple haunted hotels, a haunted bowling alley, the TNT area and a hitchhiking ghost girl. 


Hatfield-McCoy Mountains

The big one in this area is the ghost of Mamie Thurman. Which was more of a story of an unsolved murder and a possible ghost. Also, the corpse might have disappeared. 

Also have a couple haunted cemeteries. And the book ends with the story of a man who might have met the devil. I think he was drunk. The man not Satan. 


My Thoughts

This book felt almost like a history book with some ghost stories thrown in. Which is not a complaint from me. But I did tend to forget it was just about haunted places and would be like "Hey, why didn't she mention _____________." Before I remembered, no ghosts. It was full of history, ghost stories and folklore of West Virginia. So if you're into that, I highly recommend this. The writing is excellent. And there were quite a few times that she would tell a story and mention that it couldn't be proven, or it was just the lore so might not be completely true. The writer threw in her own experiences at some places which I enjoyed, but they weren't the focus. Most of the entries gave a bit of the history of the location and then the ghost stories. And I adored it. And yeah. Some of the ghost stories might not be true, but come on. It's a book about ghosts. 

Also, West Virginia has a shit load of mansions for such a poor state. I think each section had a couple mansions mentioned. And so many hotels listed mentioned rich and famous people who had stayed there. Like, what the fuck? And colleges. I always forget there is more than just WVU and Fairmont State. 

I just looked up the writer, Rosemary Ellen Guiley. I adore her work and wanted to double-check where she is from (I was thinking Maryland for some reason, but I was wrong). And I just learned she passed away in 2019 and now I am sad. She would come to West Virginia and was a speaker at the Mothman Festival in Point Pleasant for years. She seemed like a cool lady. I have a few of her books (Monsters of West Virginia, and the Encyclopedias of Ghosts and Spirits, Witches and Witchcraft, and Vampires, Werewolves and other Monsters) and love them all. I recommend all of them, as well as this one. 


“Books are a uniquely portable magic.” 
– Stephen King

Wednesday, February 22, 2023

What I'm Watching

 What I’m Watching…

Photo by Nothing Ahead



Just a quick refresher for anyone that forgot:


With the new year, I got back into scheduling what I watch. By that I mean, each day I focus on one streaming service or watching DVDs/blu-rays I own. I started doing this years ago and it really helped me to actually finish watching shows instead of just starting something and then going back and watching random shit on YouTube for the next month. Which is what I’ve been doing for the past year, really. So, I’m going to start some posts talking about what I’m watching for each day and my thoughts, and my expectations to actually finish it.


Disney+

Still no Disney+. I’ll get it back someday… Cause I do need to watch that Obi-Wan Kenobi show… And the Boba Fett show… But, car is in the shop and we gotta save every little bit we can. So, Disney+ is on hiatus for me.


DVD/blu-ray

Clerks, Clerks: Animated Series, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma

Oh boy. This was a fun day of laughing at dick and fart jokes I have heard a few thousand times. So far, Dogma is still my absolute favorite Kevin Smith. It is just a great movie. I am probably gonna do a tier list of Kevin Smith movies at some point after I finish watching the View Askew movies. I will go into my love for each then.


DVR

The Daily Show 

Did y’all know Gabrielle Union is 50? Also finally watched Trevor's last show. Which I will miss him. Also got caught up on John Oliver. And watched a random Doctor Who episode. Then I watched Spongebob cause I got sucked into reading and couldn’t be bothered to actually pay attention to anything.



HBO Max

The Looney Tunes Show (2011-2013)

I was tired and still cared more about reading than paying attention to the TV. Which, that show is awesome. It’s basically a sitcom with Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. I don’t really like what they did with Lola. She is a fun character, but I remember Lola from the old Space Jam movie and… this is not that Lola… But other than that I love the show and it is a go-to for me when I’m just not in the mood for something serious.



Hulu

Elementary

Got to the episode with the Moriarty reveal. Which I think is just perfection. This Moriarty is my favorite.


Netflix

Lucifer

This show just keeps getting more twisty and turny and I love it. 


PlutoTV

Garfield and Friends

PlutoTV is not a favorite streaming service, but it’s free. And it has a whole “channel” or whatever that plays Garfield and Friends. Which is such a nostalgia watch for me. 


Prime

Grimm

The show is growing on me. I’m interested. But… I still have some issues with it so it won’t be on my favorite TV shows list. But it’s an interesting watch.


Roku

Dead Like Me

I watched this show before and really enjoyed it. Figured I could do a rewatch. The show is about a group of grim reapers. And it’s surprisingly funny. Mostly. There is some angst, of course. 


Tubi

Boogeymen: Monsters Among Us

Yay! More cryptids! Lot of lake monsters… Is there a monster in every lake? Which, when I asked Ryan this, he said they are guardian spirits and now I have decided every lake does indeed have a “monster” but it’s really a guardian spirit. So, time to make some sacrifices to these guardian spirits.


VUDU

Supernatural

Almost got all the way through season one. Still do not like John Winchester. Don’t come at me listing off his redeeming qualities, cause I don’t care. Bobby is the better father figure to the Winchester boys. Speaking of Bobby. I stopped watching at his first episode. Gods did I miss him. Bobby is totally my favorite Supernatural character.



YouTube

Hmm… I feel like I should explain how I watch stuff on YouTube real quick. I don’t just pick out a video on the main page and go from there. I go through the recommended videos and save the interesting ones to my Watch Later list. Then I just hit play on that on YouTube days. So, unless I am in the mood to watch something specific, YouTube days are all over the place. Which means -

I watched a few videos to put on the kiddo’s school playlists (we have a playlist for each subject and they have to watch so many a month and give me a summary or at least tell me something they learned). Watched Lazy Game Reviews talk about an old game and unbox an old computer. Watched a couple dudes make nerdy things. Watched a list of spooky videos. Watched the new OnlyOneOf video. And some CJUGames videos. 



“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” 
– Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends

Wednesday, February 15, 2023

Stephy Plays Animal Crossing: New Horizons

 Day 13

Last time on Hades...

Al moved in. And... I caught some bugs. And probably some fish.

Sorry the pictures are dark. I played after dark... 


Yay! New villager!


We're moving on up!


Look at my coconut tree!





I caught 100 fish!


Look at my pumpkins! I also planted some tomatoes. This little bit is now my garden.


I like what you've done with the place, Al.


Peggy is a pig... 


Oh yeah! Check out my purple roof! Which looks sort of blue in this picture... I'll try again later...




Gotta check in with Cherry before I stop playing.


“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” 
– Will Ferrell

Wednesday, February 8, 2023

Stephy Plays Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Day 12

Last time on Hades...

Got a new villager. Caught some fish. Caught some bugs.


Yay! New villager!


I've caught 100 bugs! Go me!


Wooooo!


Oh! I was right! Al is a monkey! Or an ape... I am not good at those...


Snacks are important. Very important. Take all the time you need, dude.


I like to call this fish the David Rose fish.






I made a mushroom partition. And I love it... Also, there is a wasp in that cage. I am hoarding it until Flick shows up cause I need him to make me a statue of a wasp. So I can show it off like a hunting trophy. Fucking wasps... Also, before this, I was stung by fucking wasps...




I think I'm gonna just plant a bunch of different flowers up here. It'll be pretty.


I am very sad that I can't ride this springy horse toy...


Yes! Get to building! *throws bells at him* Bigger house! Bigger house!


Stop asking questions and make my house bigger! *keeps throwing bells*


Purple! Purple roof!


Yesssssssss!


“Weakness is what brings ignorance, cheapness, racism, homophobia, desperation, cruelty, brutality, all these things that will keep a society chained to the ground, one foot nailed to the floor.” 
~ Henry Rollins

Wednesday, February 1, 2023

The Shining by Stephen King

 


The Shining 
by Stephen King


Warnings:
Language
Racist language
violence
abuse
magical negro trope
homophobic language (I think there was some in there, if there was, it wasn't enough to register in my memory banks very well)


Been a while since I did a book review. Let's see if I can remember how to talk about books... 
Fair warning: I will be mentioning the movie. 

So, the Shining is about the Torrance family (Jack, Wendy, and Danny) and their winter stay at the Overlook hotel. Which, I won't say it went badly. But I will say it went very, very, very not good. 

Jack is a short-tempered recovering alcoholic. Wendy, his long-suffering wife. And Danny is their young son that has psychic powers. Jack was a teacher, but lost his job after he lost his temper and beat the shit out of a student. So... he seems like a fun guy. Jack is in need of a job so his buddy Al recommends him to take a post as caretaker for a fancy hotel in the Colorado mountains. The book opens with Jack's job interview with the hotel manager. And we get a pretty good feel for Jack's character pretty quickly. He's an angry man (though Ullman's kind of a prick so being angry is understandable). But, he does love his family. 

As the story progresses, Jack becomes obsessed with the Overlook. Which, hey, I would be too. That place has a hell of an interesting history. But... Jack took it about five steps too far. And while he is all "This place is great!" Wendy and Danny are less excited. 

Now, I am going to assume everyone knows how this book ends. Well, sort of. Hell, I knew how shit was gonna go down before I even knew what The Shining was thanks to The Simpsons parody of it. Which, yeah, because of that, the first time I read this book (this is the second time I've read it by the way) I could not read anything that Dick Hallorann said without hearing Groundskeeper Willie's voice. So, thank you The Simpsons for making this a slightly weird read that first time. Even knowing how things are going to go down, the book is suspenseful as hell. It is drawn out enough to be suspenseful but not too much that it becomes annoying. Which is perfect. 

Now, I said I was going to mention the movie. So... The movie. I don't like it as much as the book. I will not say it is a bad movie, because it's not. It is a good movie. I just find the book way better. To me, the movie kind of just feels like a dude got some extreme cabin fever while stuck in a hotel for the winter and tried to kill his family. The book goes into more of the supernatural things that are happening. Which I prefer in fiction. I want some spooky shit as opposed to dude goes crazy and tries to kill people shit. You get a vague feeling that something supernatural might be going on in the movie.  But in the book it is very obvious that supernatural shit is going down. 

I love Stephen King's writing. This book has multiple POV characters. Jack, Wendy, Danny, and Dick (he was the cook for the Overlook and also has some slight psychic powers). And they all feel very different as they tell the story. Child characters always seem to be written weirdly. A lot of writers just can't seem to grasp how to write a believable child character. Mr. King does pretty well with Danny in this. Danny seems a bit smart for his age, but not to an extreme that makes it unbelievable. 

I highly recommend this book. If you have read it, read it again. If you watched the movie but haven't read the book, read the book. If you haven't watched the movie, read the book. 

Also, thank you Stephen King for making me afraid of topiary animals. Good fucking job, man. Though... Not afraid of hotels. Both times I have read this book my brain is like "Oh, spending three months or so in an empty hotel with just a group of my closest friends would be fun! As long as there are no topiary animals..." 


If you're interested: 



“A book is a dream you hold in your hands.” 
– Neil Gaiman