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Star Wars Young Jedi Knights: Heirs of the Force by Kevin J. Anderson and Rebecca Moesta
This book is the first in a series that focuses on Jaina and Jacen, Han and Leia's twin children. And their friends Tenel Ka and Lowbacca. And their adventures.
In this book, Jaina, Jacen, and Tenel Ka are all friends attending Luke's Jedi Academy on Yavin 4. One day, Han and Chewie show up with a new student, Lowbacca, Chewie's nephew. For some reason, Chewie gives his nephew a T-23 skyhopper (a little speeder... Remember the model ship that Luke was playing with at the beginning of A New Hope? Kind of like that).
While Lowie was out in the T-23, he spotted something in the forest surrounding the Academy. The next day he took the twins and Tenel Ka out to see what it was. It was a crashed TIE Fighter. And Jaina decides she's going to fix it. As the group works to repair the old ship, the pilot is watching them. It ends up he was a survivor of the Battle of Yavin and has been hiding out in the forests for the past 20 years. He also thinks there is still a rebel base on the moon.
Everything works out and the book ends with a lovely little scene of Luke talking to the kids about how he used to bullseye womp-rats in his T-16 back on Tatooine.
My only real issue with this book is that Jacen and Jaina have been around Chewbacca since birth, but they need a translator to understand him. Which, the need of a translator means that Lowie comes with Em-Teedee, a little translator droid with a lot of C-3PO's personality. But... In my head, Jacen and Jaina should be able to at least partly understand Chewie and Lowie. And Em-Teedee would still be needed for Lowie to communicate with others. But, oh well, a small issue of mine.
Aside from that, the book is great. It's a kids' book so it's just a fun read about kids having adventures. And each of them have solid personalities (and catchphrases). There were plenty of nods to the original trilogy of movies and previous books. It was a solid first book of the series. It gave each of the main characters enough focus that you really got to know each one. Jacen and Jaina did appear in previous books, but I don't think their personalities got fleshed out much. But with these books, you learn that Jacen loves bad jokes and animals. Jaina is a mechanic. You also learn about Tenel Ka (a very serious Princess of Hapes who prefers her Dathomir heritage) and Lowbacca (a loyal and smart Wookiee).
I think this series was the first Star Wars books I read. I remember them being released around the same time my brother introduced me to Star Wars. And I remember buying them as they came out up until the last three or four. Just got those a few years ago. I fell in love with these books and the characters as a kid. And I still love them. I have a lot of good feelings about these books.
“An escalator can never break: It can only become stairs. You should never see an ‘Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order’ sign, just ‘Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'”
-Mitch Hedberg
I would like to open this section by saying that Wheeling used to be named Zanesburg. I prefer Zanesburg. It is believed that Wheeling comes from a Lenni-Lenape term that means "place of the head". But... Zanesburg makes me giggle.
Anyway! Bunch of hauntings in this part of the state. But most importantly, this is where the West Virginia State Penitentiary is. And now I am going to tell you all about the time I spent the night in the haunted prison in Moundsville, West Virginia.
When one of my best friends, Adriane, was getting married, we decided a bachelorette party was needed. She doesn't drink. Neither of us socialize. So, deciding on something to do was difficult. We had the thought of just renting a cabin, hanging out and playing board games. But then I was doing research on random places around the state and came across the information that you could spend the night at the Penitentiary. I said something to her and it was decided. The two of us and her other friend, Jen, were going to get spooked all night. I think it was May when we went up. April or May. We went through the guided tour (which, I have done two other tours of this place, each tour guide is awesome. Tip them cause they are fucking worth it) and then were released to explore on our own. We didn't see a lot. And we also kept getting lost. But it was so much fun. A couple things that did happen was a cold spot outside of the dining room. It happened twice to me. And it was a very noticeable temperature change. I had a very uneasy feeling in the kitchen. So much so that I had to leave. So we didn't explore it much. I refused to go back. While we were up in the infirmary on the second floor of the administration building (I think! I can picture exactly where we were but I cannot remember how we got there or what the places were called), Adriane, Jen and a couple other people that were there were checking out a room and I walked down the hall a few feet. I snapped a picture of a large room and began walking back towards the people and suddenly a loud bang came from the room I just left. We all heard it and tried to recreate the sound (there were random bits laying in the corner and we thought one just fell on its own or something). Couldn't recreate the sound. We left. But the scariest part happened in the dining hall. Adriane, Jen and I were in the large room alone. I was just kind of doing a slow spin as I snapped pictures. Just to see if I got anything cool. Suddenly, the door that led outside started to open! I screamed and tried to hide behind Adriane (which... She is 5 feet tall to my 5 foot 4-ish...). And... And.. In walked two of the other people that were there. Totally awesome night. We had a lot of fun. And I highly recommend checking out any of the tours offered.
The Mid-Ohio Valley has Blennerhassett Island. Oh, and the history around that is like a less intense Game of Thrones. Harman Blennerhassett was from Ireland and was a wealthy aristocratic lawyer. When Harman was 31, he stayed with his sister and her husband. One day he was asked to accompany his 18-year-old niece home from school. And... They... fell in love 🤮 They got married and their families were like "Okay. This is bad. No." So, they ran away to America. They buy an island in the Ohio River and build a mansion. More shit happens, most of it unhappy and some of it involving Aaron Burr and treason. Now the island is haunted. As is a hotel in Parkersburg that is named Blennerhassett Hotel, but has no connections to the family.
Also in the Mid-Ohio Valley is a couple haunted cemeteries, a couple haunted tunnels, and a ghost story that sounds a lot like the story of the Bell Witch.
The big one in this section is the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. Which, I've never been there, but super wanna check out. We also get a nice little history about lobotomies. Which... fuck the past was the worst, right?
Also in this section we have the Headless Ghosts of Braxton County. One of those ghosts is Jacob Beamer. Now, Jacob Beamer sounded like a fun chap. He apparently told stories that his ancestors lived on the moon and traveled among the planets. They were stuck on Earth though. Sadly, this fun chap was wandering around, chatting with the guardian moon ghost, and he got decapitated by a train. Poor Jacob.
Mountain lakes area also has a lot of Civil War soldier ghosts. All of West Virginia does.
This area has my favorite ghost story. The Greenbrier Ghost. It combines a ghost story with true crime!
The basic story is that a young lady named Zona Heaster married a man named Trout Shue. After about three months of marriage, Zona ends up dead. Days after her funeral, Zona's mother, Mary, claims to have seen Zona's ghost, who goes into detail about her husband murdering her. With this information, and some other bits of information, they exhume Zona's body and perform an autopsy where they discover she was murdered. Trout was arrested, tried and declared guilty and spent the rest of his life at the West Virginia Penitentiary in Moundsville. Now, there are quite a few hints and clues that say Mary might have made it all up. But she never changed her story. And even if she did make it up, it's still a entertaining story.
This area also has the story of John Henry, and supposedly his ghost.
Oh! And the Lake Shawnee Amusement Park. Which, I was watching The Most Terrifying Places in America while reading this. Which this book named in this section. And soon after I finished reading the section about Lake Shawnee, I watched the episode featuring it. All coincidence, but neat.
This section starts off with Point Pleasant, but only a small mention of Mothman. Which... Yeah... It's a ghost book not a monster book. I will forgive it. The Tu-Endie-Wei State Park is mentioned. Which I have been there. Didn't see any ghosties, but the view of the river was fucking beautiful so I recommend checking it out just for the view.
Metro Valley area also has a couple haunted hotels, a haunted bowling alley, the TNT area and a hitchhiking ghost girl.
The big one in this area is the ghost of Mamie Thurman. Which was more of a story of an unsolved murder and a possible ghost. Also, the corpse might have disappeared.
Also have a couple haunted cemeteries. And the book ends with the story of a man who might have met the devil. I think he was drunk. The man not Satan.
This book felt almost like a history book with some ghost stories thrown in. Which is not a complaint from me. But I did tend to forget it was just about haunted places and would be like "Hey, why didn't she mention _____________." Before I remembered, no ghosts. It was full of history, ghost stories and folklore of West Virginia. So if you're into that, I highly recommend this. The writing is excellent. And there were quite a few times that she would tell a story and mention that it couldn't be proven, or it was just the lore so might not be completely true. The writer threw in her own experiences at some places which I enjoyed, but they weren't the focus. Most of the entries gave a bit of the history of the location and then the ghost stories. And I adored it. And yeah. Some of the ghost stories might not be true, but come on. It's a book about ghosts.
Also, West Virginia has a shit load of mansions for such a poor state. I think each section had a couple mansions mentioned. And so many hotels listed mentioned rich and famous people who had stayed there. Like, what the fuck? And colleges. I always forget there is more than just WVU and Fairmont State.
I just looked up the writer, Rosemary Ellen Guiley. I adore her work and wanted to double-check where she is from (I was thinking Maryland for some reason, but I was wrong). And I just learned she passed away in 2019 and now I am sad. She would come to West Virginia and was a speaker at the Mothman Festival in Point Pleasant for years. She seemed like a cool lady. I have a few of her books (Monsters of West Virginia, and the Encyclopedias of Ghosts and Spirits, Witches and Witchcraft, and Vampires, Werewolves and other Monsters) and love them all. I recommend all of them, as well as this one.