Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Shows/Movies I Would Watch the Fuck Out Of

A “reality” show like Keeping Up With the Kardashians with Bruce Wayne, his butler and his hoard of children. I still want them all to be costumed vigilantes. I mean, except for Alfred. He don’t need no costume to kick ass. And since they still have their nightlife going on, I want the occasional hint about it and them all trying to play it off. “Oh, that domino mask? I… uh… go to orgies where we wear masks… Yes…” “Jason never died. He got lost in the Manor and Bruce just overreacted. He does that sometimes. He’s very dramatic.” Shit… I’m going to start this as a fan-fiction and never finish it, I just know it....     

A sitcom with Marvel characters. And I don’t want it connected to the MCU. I want something like the fan-fics where the original MCU Avengers live in the Tower and hijinx ensue. I don’t want constant battles with villains. Maybe the occasional villain appearance, but I would be more happy with that shit happening off-screen. Just mentions of how they took down Loki or Doctor Doom or whoever. I want something sort of like the Avengers Assemble that was on Disney, but less villain fighting and more Thor eating all the pizza bagels. Or was it pickles? Did Hawkeye eat all the pickles? Whatever, doesn’t matter. What matters is a group of heroes living together and acting like children. 

A Batman origins movie about him capturing Calendar Man focusing more on the detective side of things than the fighting. I want a more of a detective type Batman movie. He is an excellent detective, but most people focus more on his outfit and the punching. And the gadgets. Also, I need Calendar Man in a movie. He is, in my opinion, one of the scariest Bat-villains because he is too much like a real-life serial killer. Him and Zsasz, but Zsasz had his time in live-action so I want Calendar Man to have his turn.

Ancient Gods in modern times. I don’t know what I want them to do, I just know I want them in modern-day acting like normal people. 

A Sliders type show with comic book characters going through all the alternate timelines. Okay, for those that have never watched Sliders, it’s about this young guy who somehow accidentally (or maybe it was on purpose, I can’t remember) built this gadget that let him hop (or slide) dimensions. It ends up that him, his best friend, a college professor (John Rhys Davies, best part of the show) and some random lounge singer all end up getting stuck hopping dimensions trying to get back to their dimension. Now, I want something like that with comic characters, but each dimension is a dimension from comic books. Which I think has probably been done before in comics, but I want it in a TV show form. I can’t stop thinking that Clint Barton being involved heavily. Probably because he’s my favorite and I tried to write a story like that and Clint was one of the characters that got stuck. Maybe someday I’ll finish it. Jason Todd would work well for a DC version.. 0o0o0o0o0o I should write that. Or see if anyone else has. Aside from that version I read where LEGO Jason goes through different universes, which was good, but now I need more.

A character with a shoulder angel and shoulder devil. Every time they are faced with some sort of moral issue, time stops and the little guys appear and argue with them about what to do. And I don’t mean big things. I want those guys popping up constantly during the character’s day. Maybe the character gets chosen for this because they are a huge jerk, and that gets Satan all tingly, and God is like, “hold on… That’s not good…” So they chat and decide to bet over if the character can change their ways or not if given help. They each send a representative and watch as it all plays out. This would probably work better as a movie.

Sitcom with supernatural creatures. I was thinking about a group of supernatural beings working at a Walmart type place, mostly because my brain keeps going back to this Tumblr post I’ve seen quite a few times about how Walmart was created for vampires. They’re always open, the people greeters invite you into the store, etc. But, it could be fun. Watching managers making sure they have enough coverage for full moons, telepaths using their powers to figure out what the customers are demanding, and other shit like that.

Golden Girls 2.0. I have this whole plan for Golden Girls 2.0. Okay, first off, Rose is back. We need those Saint Olaf stories and Betty White. We do. She will kind of take over the Sofia role as in she is the oldest woman in the house. The rest of the roommates will consist of the daughters of the original characters. Dorothy, Rose and Blanche each had at least one daughter, so I would like one daughter from each of the original ladies (Dorothy only had one daughter, Blanche had two and Rose had three) to just in together at some point. I don’t have a solid plan for why. Maybe throughout the years they had all met and communicated for whatever reason and then decided to just carry on the tradition. 

Riordan-verse TV series. Seriously. I need all (and I do mean all of them) those books done as a TV series. And done fucking right. Not like the movies they made. Which, I really enjoy those movies, but they are so far from the original material that I can’t even think about the books when I watch them.

A show about average citizens of Gotham city (this was Ryan’s - find him on Tumblr and Twitter idea, but I totally agree). Maybe a group of college kids going to Gotham University. Have one or two be locals and one or two be from somewhere else. Someone should definitely be from Metropolis. Also, it needs to be a comedy. I don’t need any more hero drama. And they have to call attention to the weird fog and darkness of Gotham at least once. I would prefer once every few episodes, but let’s not overdo it. 

Well, that’s all I got for now. Anyone else got cool ideas for TV shows or movies?

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