Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Disney Movie Tier List

 Hello there! I made another tier list!

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List and thoughts are below. Sometimes the thoughts are actually about the movie.

Did not list the "haven't seen" tier. Did not see the point.

Tiers are not in any sort of order. I was not that determined...

 

S-Tier

Alice in Wonderland

Probably not my favorite Alice in Wonderland adaptation, but I still love this movie. For those that are curious, I think the Hallmark Alice in Wonderland is my favorite adaptation.

Peter Pan 

I love almost everything Peter Pan related so of course this movie is high on my list.

Robin Hood 

This is why there are so many furries now. Y'all made a fox Robin Hood and expected us to be cool about it?

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

I have a soft spot for anything Winnie the Pooh.

The Great Mouse Detective 

People do not talk about this movie enough. It is such a great movie. Five stars.

The Little Mermaid 

Watching this as an adult is weird because I am just shouting "You are a child!" at Ariel constantly.

Aladdin 

This was a favorite when I was a kid and I still love it. Though it does make me sad cause Robin Williams...

Fantasia 2000 

I love the Fantasia movies. The art and the music and ugh I love them.

The Emperor's New Groove 

This is one of my favorite Disney movies. It is just the best. Absolutely. I wanna watch it right now.

Fantasia 

Fun fact, my elementary music teacher had us watch Night on Bald Mountain every year and draw something from the short.

Atlantis: The Lost Empire 

I need to watch this again because my memory of it is a bit fuzzy, but I do remember really enjoying it.

Lilo & Stitch 

Another one of my absolute favorites.

Treasure Planet 

Space. Pirates.

Winnie the Pooh 

A book I was reading referred to a woman's genitals as her "honeypot". I haven't been able to watch Winnie the Pooh since. I hate that book... I miss Winnie the Pooh.


A-Tier

Lady and the Tramp 

Y'all remember that part where the rat got into the baby's room? That scared the shit out of me as a kid...

The Sword in the Stone 

I need to watch this movie again.

The Rescuers 

You could see boobs in the original version of this movie. The mice walk by a painting that has a topless woman at one point. Pretty sure that got edited out at some point.

The Rescuers Down Under 

I watched this movie a lot as a kid. Watched it more than the first movie.

Beauty and the Beast 

Great movie, ugliest Disney prince. At least Belle was hot.

The Lion King 

I really liked the hyenas. And Timon and Pumbaa. I really like sidekicks in movies...

Tarzan 

sometimes when I watch this movie I just think "How is he holding that vine?"

Meet the Robinsons 

That bit with the T-Rex talking about their tiny arms lives rent free in my head.

Princess and the Frog 

I love Charlotte. Tiana was great as well, but I love the sidekick characters.

Tangled 

This was one of my kiddo's favorite movies as a child. It was one of the only ones I didn't mind watching 20 times a day.

Wreck it Ralph 

I love the villain support group.

Zootopia 

This is the result of us all watching Robin Hood as children. Which means, the kids that grew up with this will also be furries. Good for them.

Moana 

I need to watch this one again. I remember liking it, but I remember very little about it.

Ralph Breaks the Internet 

I need to watch this one again, too.


B-Tier

Sleeping Beauty 

Did Maleficent really do all of this just cause she didn't get an invite to a party for a baby?

101 Dalmatians 

Puppies!

Aristocats 

Kitties!

Pocahontas 

I loved this movie as a kid... And then I learned all the inaccuracies and I kind of just side-eye it.

Mulan 

This one took me years to watch and I have no idea why. It was a good movie.

Chicken Little 

This one was about aliens, right? Shit, time to rewatch.

Frozen 

Okay. Frozen was a great movie. I really enjoyed it. But dear gods I cannot listen to Let it Go anymore. Please. No more.

Big Hero 6 

Was there a cat in this one? I feel like there was a cat. I loved that cat.

 

C-Tier

Jungle Book 

Movie was good. Preferred the live action.

Oliver and Company 

I remember very little about this one. There was a cat. And some dogs...

The Hunchback of Notre Dame 

It was okay *shrugs*


D-Tier

Cinderella 

I don't hate this movie, but it's very low on my list.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves 

Not sure if I have mentioned this on here, but I hate Snow White's voice... Just... nails on a chalkboard to me.

Pinocchio 

There was a cat. And a goldfish...

Hercules 

I was side-eyeing this movie the minute it claimed Hera was Hercules's loving mother...

Dumbo 

*slaps hand on movie* You can fit so much racism in this movie about a flying elephant.


F-Tier

 Fox and the Hound 

Fuck this movie. Makes me sob like a baby every time I watch it.

Dinosaur 

I remember nothing about this movie aside from the fact that I watched it, so...

Home on the Range 

Didn't Rosanne voice a cow in this? I remember watching this... And that's it.

Bambi 

Me and my brother used to watch this every year during hunting season. Did not realize how fucked up that was until I was a teenager.


That's it for this one. Now I'm gonna go watch some Disney movies.


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